What makes your heart go pitter pat, your mind race? That's what or who you'll do really well.

Welcome to Our Laboratory, Our Labrynth, Our Smiling Tar Baby Many, many hours have gone into writing and preparing the forums for your instruction and enjoyment. Our Recruitment Forum has most of the information you need to decide if you want to play the game within the game within the game. How much use do you want to get out of playing some stupid MMO anyway?

Hearts & Minds (TM) Strategy Training, Exercises, Boot Camp. Do you really want to know the strategies necessary to "win" at this way of playing EVE? And, once you know, are you willing to pay the price to use them? (And you thought EVE was hard when you were just playing it against other players. Now you have the option of playing it against yourself as well.)

Neurotechnicon (c) Praxis Astra A manual. Strategies of pyschological warfare, intelligence, assassiniation, acting, strategic silence. How to destroy EVE organizaions from within with skill, compassion, humor, and (we may as well admit it) the ultimate benefit of the all the players, if not the characters, involved.

The Technocrat (c) A manual. Strategies for teamwork, esprit de corp. How to build healthy powerful EVE organizations from within with skill, compassion, humor and the ultimate benefit of all the players, if not the characters, involved.

THIS IS HOW YOU JOIN: FIVE STEPS

1. Read the questions below. Cut and paste them into an evemail with answers. Email this to me, Praxis Astra.

WHAT IS THE NAME (NOT A CHAR NAME) YOU WILL USE ON THE WEBSITE AND TS3 SERVER?
WHAT IS/ARE THE NAME(S) OF THE CHARACTER(S) WORKING FOR SFSC?
CHARACTER IS PVP, INDUSTRIAL, BOTH?
CHARACTER SKILL POINTS (APPROX)?
MISSIONS IN NULLSEC OR HISEC OR BOTH?
YOU WANT TO LEARN SECURITY OR PREDATORY OR BOTH?
WHICH SHIPS CALDARI GALLANTE MIMNITAR AMARR DO YOU FLY?
IF A NEW PLAYER DO YOU WANT TO BE PLACED IN AN AFFILIATED TRAINING CORP TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY FIRST?

IF NOT A NEW PLAYER APPROX HOW EXPERIENCED ARE YOU?

Evemail this to Praxis Astra when you are finished.

2. Put me on your watch list and convo or email me when you see me next. I'll look for you too.

3. After I look at your questions we'll talk in the Teamspeak 3 Server.

4. We find you a suitable Prove Yourself Mission.

5. You register for the web site and read the Neurotechnicon.

The Hidden Council today made a final ruling: The humorless will be permanantly banned from joining Hearts And Minds Alliance.

Praxis Astra made the following address to be entered into the Alliance Archives.

"These guys are just no fun. They take this whole thing too seriously. Its our club and we only want sociopaths, psychopaths, giggling goons, cannibal pirates, lawyers, and megalomaniacs. Even the graduates of our Because We Say So (TM) Sensitivity Training would not give ground. For these reasons we have decided that we will not only continue the ban, but to make it permanent. Thank you and have a good day."